The other day, I was cooking, well rather, chopping up some veggies to make a delicious salsa. I skipped on purchasing one of the "musts" of making a perfect salsa - cilantro - because I was told by my roommate that he had some in the fridge that he wasn't using. So I get home and unfortunately, he was not present to help me locate my favorite leafy green in the fridge. His girlfriend was, and having been bragging that she has been working in a Mexican restaurant as a line cook for the past few weeks, I thought she was the right person to command to fetch me the cilantro from the fridge.
Instead, she brings me a different vegetable altogether. Parsley. Reasonable mistake at first glance, we all know that, but then I said something. "This is parsley," as a I examined the vegetable. "No, honey, this is cilantro." She appeared so confident, indicated by her use of the interjection "honey," as if she harnessing all the culinary knowledge of the world.
What a bitch. I wanted to slap her. Who the hell tells a DESI person what cilantro is? White people. That's who.
Monday, June 7, 2010
Sunday, June 6, 2010
Matthew Fox's Hotness Has Led Me To Expand My Dating Criteria
Let's face it. The man is hot. In fact, I had to stop watching 'Lost' because I was too distracted by his beautiful face and toned arms to even pay attention to the convoluted plot lines. I find his physical appearance particularly versatile. Shaved head. Hot. Normal hair. Hot. Suit. Hot. Jeans and T-Shirt. STILL HOT!
But then I thought to myself. A man THIS good-looking must have some sort of character flaw. So I did what any normal, run-of-the-mill celebrity stalker would do. I wikipedia'd his ass, but unfortunately it got my oven burning a tad bit warmer. He grew up on a cattle ranch. Hot. He played football in college. Hot hot. In fact, I had to stop reading his biography in fear that my love fumes would set my clothes ablaze.
One thing that I noticed though was that he is 43 or 44 or some shit like that. I have now officially expanded my Match.com search criteria from 25-30 to 25-45 years of age. Hopefully a look-a-like will be slithering my way in no time, with possibly a better body, to which he will have no objection of sending pics of.
In the meantime, I will be renting 'We Are Marshall," and watch it on mute so that the story line will not take away from his perfection.
::Swoon::
But then I thought to myself. A man THIS good-looking must have some sort of character flaw. So I did what any normal, run-of-the-mill celebrity stalker would do. I wikipedia'd his ass, but unfortunately it got my oven burning a tad bit warmer. He grew up on a cattle ranch. Hot. He played football in college. Hot hot. In fact, I had to stop reading his biography in fear that my love fumes would set my clothes ablaze.
One thing that I noticed though was that he is 43 or 44 or some shit like that. I have now officially expanded my Match.com search criteria from 25-30 to 25-45 years of age. Hopefully a look-a-like will be slithering my way in no time, with possibly a better body, to which he will have no objection of sending pics of.
In the meantime, I will be renting 'We Are Marshall," and watch it on mute so that the story line will not take away from his perfection.
::Swoon::
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