Friday, August 5, 2011

Payback

So I decided to take a class this summer because I realized that the only use I have for society currently is being a student. I wasn't enthusiastic about this at all, mind you, mostly because I'd rather be paid to occupy my time over doing the paying. Anyways, so there I am in class, skipping out on a day or two because it is boring until... I realized I had an exam the next day. I frantically started asking those around me if I could photocopy their notes and I thought my female persuasion could sway some of the young teenage gentlemen that were in my vicinity. Unfortunately, this was not the case and I got excuse after excuse about how they had errands to run or worse, not even acknowledging my request. Yes, I had become that girl. The one that is lazy but tries to get by anyways. Clearly, I can't pull this off for whatever reason.

Still bitter about this, I showed up to the exam wide-eyed from a night of studying. I purchased a scantron packet because I'm guju and realized I'd save $0.10 per pop if I bought in bulk rather than individually. From the corner of my eye, I saw one of the guys that rejected me the day before eying my quarry. He clearly forgot his scantron. Boo hoo. He turned to me asked, "Hey, can I have one of those?"

For a minute, I thought I'd go full guju and ask him to pay me $5 for it, but instead I thought of something funnier to say.

"No." I then turned away and proceeded to take my exam.