Online Dating Advice

Admit it. You have turned to online dating because you got no game in person. It's cool. I don't either. We are all not born with the gift to charm the pants off a member of the opposite sex. Thank our lucky stars that we are living in a time that all we need to do is put up a photoshopped pictures of ourselves taken under very flattering lighting and write a description of "how we wish we were" to lure poor souls into our lair of dating mayhem. Unfortunately most of you assholes aren't getting it right still.

I have created a flow chart of how I approach online dating to summarize how I go about my selection process.



I find this flowchart to simplify the selection process incredibly. Unfortunately, after all the time investment, I have yet to find a man amongst the 200ish that actually have reached the level of "Acceptance with Reservations." I may possibly be too picky. Nonetheless, I do not think there is anything wrong with not wanting a guy that thinks that best picture of himself is one of him wearing some aviators leaning against a wall to accentuate his girlish figure. Neither do I feel that I am too picky to want a guy that has had at least a junior high school education, as indicated by his ability to speak proper English.

Whatever.