You're at the gym. Perhaps on the ab machine trying to sculpt a 6 pack and as your swinging up and down, you spot a hot guy. You suddenly become mesmerized by the way his arm muscles flex as he's lifting those dumbbells, even notice the way he purses his lips at every jostling rep. You begin fantasizing about the naughty things you'd do to this Michael Scofield lookalike. How you'd rip his sleeveless shirt off to reveal the Statue of David underneath (but with much more hefty package). How you'd put your lips to his caramel skin. How you'd bounce quarters off his chiseled ass when he wasn't looking.
Oops. He turns and looks at you, realizing that you've been staring. All flustered, you suddenly look away... and your eyes meet those of a middle-aged obese man in chucks and hairy legs on the hip extender machine. He smiles and waves. You proceed to go home empty-handed once again.
Never in my life had I felt so humiliated. Ok thats a lie.
From the moment our eyes first met, I knew you were the girl for me. I have secretly loved every single part of you. Every look, every gesture, every smile. I can be that man you have always needed in your life if you let me. But first you will have to notice me first, and if you never do, I hope you find someone that will appreciate you as much as I do in silence.
ReplyDeleteThere will always be, and continue to be, only one Meera in this world and no one will ever be able to compare.
Love always,
R
uhmmmmmmmm who is this? not funny.
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