Men have their fantasies about women's locker rooms so it's no surprise that I have a few myself about the men's. I always pictured men homo-erotically whipping each other with wet towels in between the exchanging of the "newest" quarry of sex jokes. This, I imagine, is not a huge leap from what really happens since sex jokes tend to captivate the male mind easily in addition to not requiring much brain juice to create to begin with.
In fact, all sex jokes are formulated as follows:
1. Pick an everyday setting, such as a hotel lobby or bar.
2. Describe a "hot" woman, preferably one that is realistically unattainable.
3. End with a sexual act.
So a sex joke is basically a dramatic reading version of pornography, masked in comedic undertones so that they can be said in public.
I always thought it was strange that being as funny as I am, I could only return a sex joke with a cold stare back and possibly a shudder. Probably because the endings, the supposed punchlines, are so predictable. Just like porn. Ok, and sex.
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