Let's face it. The man is hot. In fact, I had to stop watching 'Lost' because I was too distracted by his beautiful face and toned arms to even pay attention to the convoluted plot lines. I find his physical appearance particularly versatile. Shaved head. Hot. Normal hair. Hot. Suit. Hot. Jeans and T-Shirt. STILL HOT!
But then I thought to myself. A man THIS good-looking must have some sort of character flaw. So I did what any normal, run-of-the-mill celebrity stalker would do. I wikipedia'd his ass, but unfortunately it got my oven burning a tad bit warmer. He grew up on a cattle ranch. Hot. He played football in college. Hot hot. In fact, I had to stop reading his biography in fear that my love fumes would set my clothes ablaze.
One thing that I noticed though was that he is 43 or 44 or some shit like that. I have now officially expanded my Match.com search criteria from 25-30 to 25-45 years of age. Hopefully a look-a-like will be slithering my way in no time, with possibly a better body, to which he will have no objection of sending pics of.
In the meantime, I will be renting 'We Are Marshall," and watch it on mute so that the story line will not take away from his perfection.
::Swoon::
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