The Women's Locker Room

Men, you know all those fantasies you have about what goes on in the locker room? Well I'm here to tell you that it's all true... and more.

Must I tell you about the time when a fellow gym goer lost a diamond earring when she took off her shirt and her bare DD breast implants were bouncing around as she frantically started looking for it? Or the other time that two cheerleader types with the hip to waist ratio in the negatives decided to share a shower because all of the others were taken?

Though this may be a little tantalizing to hear, just as what Clint Eastwood would say the good always comes with the bad and the ugly. Sure you'd enjoy watching a couple of breasts the size of casaba melons (and a silicone-type firmness to match) bounce around, but how about trying to watch while having your view blocked by a handful of old hairy Asian women that are not shy to show off their ass wrinkles? Or trying to make out the silhouettes of the two playboy bunnies lathering each other up behind the textured glass, only to be distracted by the middle-aged woman praising the good lord because her period finally came even though she was sleeping with a man that she has only known for a month?

Yes, lots of things happen in the women's locker rooms. It could be sexy, it could be nasty, and most days I cannot tell the difference.