Through my travels, I've always come across the the wonderment that is the Indian girl. She is beautiful, she is smart, she is mystical... she is highly unattainable. Don't get me wrong, this is somewhat true. There are a lot of you mainstream daters that have coveted that brown beauty that helped you pick out a computer at the Best Buy or sat a few rows behind you in engineering class. Except, Indian girls do not generally follow the rules of mainstream dating and you may not know how to approach the problem. Here, I will demystify you in a stepwise fashion.
1. Most Indian girls will not give it up on a first, second, third..... fifteenth date. Wow, what a shocker. Yes, most Indian women were raised in highly unbroken homes in communities that were plagued with a very small divorce rate. Our fathers came from stock that raised them to be honorable to their wives no matter what the circumstances are. This basically means that very few of us have "daddy issues" that you can manipulate into getting her to hop into bed with you. Unless, you are willing to commit, the panties will not be coming off. Sorry.
2. If you make any sexual comments or advances during any of said dates, don't expect you calls to be returned.
3. If you make any comments about your "mommy issues," your past foray into drug/alcohol addiction, or commonly misunderstood elements of Indian culture, don't expect your calls to be returned.
4. This leads to the fact that no, not all Indian women are virgins. We are sexual creatures, but that does not mean that we cannot control our bouts of lonesomeness and end up knocking boots with some creepy guy in a handlebar mustache.
5. We are not submissive or have hopes of an arranged marriage, though the arranged marriage idea is not all that bad of an idea considering how horrid real world dating can be.
6. No, we are not manipulated by our friends and family into not having sex with gentlemen that take us out. That was your fault. See points 1-5 to refresh your memory.
7. As members of a "model minority," we are pressured to do our best to remain in the income bracket that our parents toiled to achieve. If you complain that Indian girls only go for the "rich" and "educated," you clearly are upset because you are not qualified. It is like asking a guy that is used to playing on a Playstation 3 to downgrade to Nintendo. That is not going to happen, for any race including Indian women. Even you have to admit that the pixelation is hard on the eyes.
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