After having to deal with this idiot stalking me for weeks now, I came across a brilliant opportunity the other day. Instead of showing up early to class, I resorted to coming 5 minutes late so that he wouldn't come and sit next to me.
Recently, I came late, took a seat in the back in the stadium-style lecture hall and start learning about physics. Then I peer on over at the dolt and see a classic moment. He was wearing his signature basketball shorts with a shirt that was a tad too tight for him.. and his ass was hanging out like a lot. I found this to be the perfect Kodak moment to use and whipped out my Blackberry to take a snap (yes btw, I do plan on dying in corporate hell).
As I was zooming in on the guy's ass crack on my comfortably large cell phone screen, I had an epiphany. Then I turned around and saw that someone was sitting behind me and was watching me do the whole thing. Clearly, the epiphany came a moment too late. The guy raised an eyebrow at me. I smiled back. I wanted to explain, but I didn't want to talk over my Physics professor. Oh well.
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