Ok maybe not. But I'm getting there. Lately I've been trying to find excuses to talk to cute guys for entertainment purposes. I just had an epiphany the other day. I was sitting at a park bench and turned my head and there was a creepy old guy that looked like a walrus that was staring at me. You'd think that he would turn away like any other embarrassed creeper would once they were caught in the act, but he just kept staring straight at me. Odd. But why the hell can't I do the same thing albeit in a more socially acceptable manner!?
So today I took the plunge. I saw a cute guy studying. He looked within my required age range (up to 10 years older or younger). The chair next to him was empty and he was seated in front of an electrical outlet. I shuffled on over to that chair, sat my stuff down, and slowly approached him. "Mind if I plug her in here?" He looks back at me all distraught. "What?!" he said. I look down at my feet. My line wasn't as smooth as I had envisioned it to be. "You know. Plug her in. Her. My laptop." He gives me a look that basically said "Why couldn't you just say laptop."
"Yea sure whatever." He was peeved that I disturbed his concentration. I was heartbroken. Not only was he cute, he was studious too!
You would date a 15 year old? Anyways you're too good for studious guy,go for the old creepy one.
ReplyDeleteThanks, Emil. I hope you end up with someone that looks like an animal too.
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